You're the one who comes up with the best plans, schemes and stories. Your silver tongue has gotten you out of plenty of scrapes. You collect minions even more easily than the most despicable of characters. Your maniacal laugh is unparalleled, and your steeple-fingered tapping gives just the right amount of menace.
You are the Evil Mastermind. Ensure that everyone knows who's the boss, and just what your intentions truly are.
Printed in light grey on Black 100% cotton tees.